Table Texting meaning and definitionTable Texting mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Table Texting.
When people covertly (or not) text message someone in their immediate vicinity because they are lazy, strange, or don't want other people knowing what they're talking about. - Most often noticed occurring in restaurants after the clubs/bars close (like iHop, Denny's, Truck Stop, etc...)
When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
When your doing a chick from behind, and she has her elbows on the table in front of her, you say “Do you know what time it is?”. When she replies “No”, you say “Table Time” and slam her head onto the table.
To tabletop an individual, followed immediately by antiqueing the same individual. This typically requires three people: a table, a pusher, and an antiquer.
The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening
A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.
The fuckers that steal your iPad or android tablet and play games on it for hours and often creates ipad traffic.
Table Tongue is when you lick a table until your tongue is covered in splinters
When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.
Verb,The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.
An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.
You're so tired your head keeps falling forward. You're able to catch yourself mid-head fall most times, but eventually you smack your face on the table or whatever might be in front of you. IE. Keyboard, plate of food, etc...