Tableitis meaning and definition

Tableitis meaning

The disease was first commonly found in the mid 17th century, With sugar plantations across the globe and monetary currencies being shipped from one side map to the other there were many pirates fighting each other for the prize while starving at the same time. Their limbs were slowly lost and reverting to a more natural solid wooden state.The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

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tablejacking meaning

making an unwarranted advance on somebody else's table, and camping there until closing time (or until you pay them to leave). similar to carjacking, but it involves more beer.

Table Jew meaning

The person at the table that figures out how to split the bill. Usually Asian or Jewish.

table jockey meaning

term used for a waiter/waitress

table joke meaning

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Table Knock meaning

A-To give notice to another person by knocking with the knuckles upon a table top when frustrated with said person.B-To mark one's territory when concerning a loved one, like a dog pissing on its front lawn.C-To make one's presence felt.

tablelands meaning

The tablelands is a redneck shit-hole located inland from Cairns, Queensland, Australia. It's population consists of Rednecks, Yuppies and Ice addicts. Fun Fact: The Tablelands supplies 30% of Queensland's marijuana.If you live on the tablelands, you are a cooked cunt. There is no counter argument to this.The tablelands is also renowned for its population of old people, waiting to die. There is also a rampant local population of niggers, wogs and gooks. See also: Malanda Atherton Ravenshoe Mareeba Milla Milla Herberton

table-legged meaning

The act of attempting to level a wobbly table that has one leg shorter than the others. Usually resulting in reducing a dinner table to the height of a coffee table.

tableless meaning

1. This is what you need to do to be promoted quickly in a Company. 2. This is an "under the table" strategy but promotes you faster since there is no table to limit the person when executing the deed to his boss. 3. Best combined with the word CSS (see def #7 of css)

Table Leverage meaning

This occurs when you order the most expensive items to eat and drink for yourself when dining with friends who will spilt the bill evenly. You benefit when the bill is split evenly among the diners by paying less than the cost of your dinner while others pay more than the cost of their dinner.

Table Lice meaning

The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.

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