Taffy Pulling
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meanings of Taffy Pulling
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Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick
The consistency of ones scrotum as if the testicles were suspended by a piece of warm taffy
Taffysack n. 1. A pair of testicles surrounded by an unusually flexible scrotum. 2. Another word for scrotum.
to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis
n. A pair of small boobs that are all saggy and funny looking.
When two dudes stand, or lay, face-to-face, and twirl their penises around each other. There is no actual cock-to-cock contact, but the weiners orbit each other, never touching, as binary stars.
Fat Essex bloke who eats many pies. Rides a fat motorbike, and also a dog called jasper. Tries to go running once a year, but is usually put-off by the prospect of half a chicken with curry sauce from the chippy. Has the ability to look at two people at the same time although they're standing 15m apart.
Take a fucking hint.
Known to be the best experience in any woman's life; in his encounters, he leaves women begging and coming back for more.
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A sports team (turned gang) containing approximately two hundred members!