table bling meaning and definitiontable bling mean? Here you find 1 meanings of table bling.
When your table is so crowded with vertical menus, little easels, spiral bound displays, plastic-encased specials, elaborate comdiments containers, napkin dispensers, floral displays, cardboard food advertisements, and crayons that you have barely any room on the tabletop before the food is even served - that's when you're suffering from table bling.
Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .
A female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn't ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and coke.Also known as a Vodka Vulture, Table Whore, SideChickCommonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.Also see dickie brass
The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.
A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
table butt - When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.
table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.
THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.
a person who can not order off the menu but feels compeled to rewrite it to their own untrained creations
proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.