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A female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn't ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and coke.Also known as a Vodka Vulture, Table Whore, SideChickCommonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.Also see dickie brass
The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.
A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
table butt - When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.
table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.
THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.
a person who can not order off the menu but feels compeled to rewrite it to their own untrained creations
proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.
A performance move, used to show off in an extremem game of Jenga. It involves the bottom layer only having one block in the middle left, which is usually early on in the game. It is advised that there is a full layer of three blocks above the lower piece. The player must grab said base block, and yank it out the stack as fast as physically possible, in order to keep the stack stable and avoid tippage. Unless you are a certified Extreme Jenga Player™, this move is not recommended. Uusally the result of this move is amazement from other players along with shouts of 'OH MY GOD', especially when done out of the blue. This also leaves an unstable pile, making your game of Extreme Jenga™ that little bit more extreme.
A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat