Table Candymean? Here you find
table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.
THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.
a person who can not order off the menu but feels compeled to rewrite it to their own untrained creations
proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.
A performance move, used to show off in an extremem game of Jenga. It involves the bottom layer only having one block in the middle left, which is usually early on in the game. It is advised that there is a full layer of three blocks above the lower piece. The player must grab said base block, and yank it out the stack as fast as physically possible, in order to keep the stack stable and avoid tippage. Unless you are a certified Extreme Jenga Player™, this move is not recommended. Uusally the result of this move is amazement from other players along with shouts of 'OH MY GOD', especially when done out of the blue. This also leaves an unstable pile, making your game of Extreme Jenga™ that little bit more extreme.
A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat
A game created by the best people in the world. it was made up in art grade11. and it consists of a rubber, ruler, and wickets. the wickets can created by any other useful stationary you have in your pencil case. the aim of the game is to get the batter out. either by bowling them out and hitting the wickets. or performing a classic catch. try it in your class room! a true classroom treat for all involved.
To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.
A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!
That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.