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someone's huge belly.
A small crisp piece of a tortilla, typically topped with melted cheese and spices, and are shared with friends. They typically sit in the middle of the table for all to share, and give joy and happiness to everyone involved.
Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table. He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.
Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.
A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".
someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered
The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.
nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner
Emo - Scene - Indie - Hipster - Metro A table helping to identify a specific subcategory of human, usually male.
When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.
When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.