Table Pennis meaning and definition

Table Pennis meaning

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

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Table pizza meaning

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

table poaching meaning

The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.

Table Pounder meaning

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.

table pussy meaning

eating pussy on a table with a spoon

tablequake meaning

The vibration you feel when someone else's PDA or cellphone vibrates on the table at which you are sitting, especially when that device is unseen and unheard.

table queen meaning

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.

Table Rape meaning

When only a few people inhabit a table, but when a popular person joins, the table overflows with annoying people. Permanently...or until the cool kid leaves.

Tablero meaning

A drinking game played with a board divided into 49 squares (7 X 7) and seven shot glasses. Originally created by participants of the Society for Creative Anachronism SCA.

table rocked meaning

The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus. Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit. Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.

table sauce meaning

Otherwise known as "salt tablets," commonly used by athletes for rehydration. Highly discouraged by health fitness professionals.