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A combination of the terms table, meaning a horizontal plane on which to engage in coitus, and saw, being an acronym for "Short and Wide". The meaning is to engage in sexual intercourse with an obese midget, doing so on a table.
Designing a dining table (for a dinner party) with useless, cheap and tacky knicknacks, usually with some kind of lame-assed theme. And usually they are nowhere as inexpensive as she likes to claim. Allegedly created by Food Network hack Sandra "Semi-Homemade" Lee.
Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table
To "take whatever you can get"; even if it is things that the pet wouldn't venture through.
Table scraps (abrv. – scraps) Residue of any bodily fluids, sexual or vital, found remaining on the table after a table time incedent. In some social groups it is considered an honour to be allowed to dine upon the table scraps. In others it is frowned upon and a damp cloth used to erase any staining. It is for this reason that most table time incidents now take place over wipe clean surfaces.
banging a girl so hard on a table
Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts
The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere
That person who sits at different lunch tables everyday,just to switch up their routine,regardless if the people at different tables like them or not. This corresponds with sluts being all up on other guys.A table slut is to different lunch tables,as a slut is to different guys. Hence the term, table slut.
All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .
Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.