Table Spammean? Here you find
All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .
Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.
An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.
The vacant area located immediately above one's browser window and adjacent to any and all tabs which may or may not be already present.
The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.
the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper
When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
to suck or lick something up from a table. Usually alcohol.
The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.
the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal