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A very weird awkward man. Must be a male to be one. He is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes.
A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.
A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
The one person that must take all trays and trash at the lunch table for the day, week, or possibly month. Rocks-paper-scissor-shoot, a starring contest, or thumb wrestling (all best two out of three) between two people will decide the table bitch. These two people are either voted to face each other or one can challenge another. After they battle they are exempt from the next table bitch battle. If the loser decides not to do his job then he is kicked out of the table.
When your table is so crowded with vertical menus, little easels, spiral bound displays, plastic-encased specials, elaborate comdiments containers, napkin dispensers, floral displays, cardboard food advertisements, and crayons that you have barely any room on the tabletop before the food is even served - that's when you're suffering from table bling.
Ass of such a size that it is suitable for use as one would use a table. While female is standing, ass in question must provide stable surface to place a can of beer .
A female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn't ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and coke.Also known as a Vodka Vulture, Table Whore, SideChickCommonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.Also see dickie brass
The act of breaking tables but only for a laugh. Originated from Zayn Malik.
A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away
table butt - When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.
table-candy (n): a person, usually a physically-attractive female, who stands or sits beside or behind a gambler at a gaming table. Generally does not participate other than to give encouragement or to cheer loudly.