tabled meaning and definitiontabled mean? Here you find 5 meanings of tabled.
To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.
Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table
Passed out drunk
Passed out drunk
To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.
A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!
That one day of your period when you're just so horny you want to be taken on a table. It could also be any day of extreme horniness.
an adjective used to describe information obtained from the tabloids. To be used in place of allegedly and definitely should be used in place of words like "actually true" and "factual information," since we know tabloid info is questionable.
Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.
drug residue left over after doing drugs on a table
An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.
sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.
The feeling of jealousy you get when you are at seated around a table at some social gathering and you notice that the people seated at the other end of the table are having much more fun, talking and laughing loudly.
A particular form of deepface using a solid surface to prevent too much wriggling and/or enjoyment on her part
1. Being incredibly intoxicated.2. Beating some one up to the point their face bleeds.