tableness meaning and definition

tableness meaning

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

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Table nine meaning

A group of very fugly people. It's derived from the Adam Sandler movie "The Wedding Singer".

table niner meaning

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

Table Noise meaning

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

tablenuts meaning

nickname given to a loose woman who likes to fondle balls underneath a table; usually at a social event or dinner

Table of Indie meaning

Emo - Scene - Indie - Hipster - Metro A table helping to identify a specific subcategory of human, usually male.

Table Olympics meaning

When a group of people or one person decides to run across tables in the school cafeteria. Also known as table hopping.

Table One meaning

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

Table out meaning

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"

Table Party meaning

A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.

Table Pennis meaning

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

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