tablet zombie meaning and definition

tablet zombie meaning

opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...

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table vac meaning

Someone who snorts drugs.

Table Vultures meaning

People trying to find a table to sit at in a crowded coffee shop. They will often circle the coffee shop repeatedly while looking for a place to sit and will hover buzzard-like near the table of someone who looks like they might be about to leave.

Table Wank meaning

A stealthy act where one tries to catch a beat at the table without being noticed.

table watcher meaning

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

tableweed meaning

After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.

Table Whine meaning

Incessant unnecessary complaints offered by your companions whilst you are dining out. Table whines usually occur more frequently after your friends and colleagues have partaken in table wine.

table whore meaning

Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).

tablework meaning

sucking a guys dick under the table

tablexic meaning

Tablexic A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect. Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society. Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell. When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)

Tabley Clothe meaning

Tabley Clothe is a person who likes to commit genocide on Saturdays! Tabley Clothes usually eat cheesecake and read 'Hitler's Table Talk'

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