Takako meaning and definition

Fake ass corporate snobs with tweaked-out eyes who pretend to know what the hell they are talking about. They are usually born abroad in a very submissive country (such as Japan) and thus, feel the need to take out their suppressed anger on their peers in a low-life, phony corporate setting. Takakos, often coined "beeyotches," love to boost self esteem by surrounding themselves with subordinates who are equally as fake as they are. All parties typically are under agreement to talk behind one another's back but smile in person. In a desperate attempt to show they are cool, they throw in random cuss words in meetings. However, their inner-fobness prevents them from properly placing those cuss words, allowing others to read right through them. Takakos often visit meetings with their PDAs handy so they can keep up with their bullshit while bullshitting during the meeting. They have perfected the art of portraying good vibes by tilting their head, making direct eye contact, giving a thumbs up and saying "great." As an indirect slap in the face to their native culture, Takakos usually have a significant other completely opposite of their natural fitting. They typically take on gumpy caucasian men who are equally driven but not nearly as competent in bitchassness. They will rarely visit their native country because they have completely sold out on life as a human being. The catch to dealing with Takakos daily is to show your feelings toward them openly, and dare them to fire you. Once you show you don't give a shit about what they think, they will usually duck from confrontation from you, and will go to sleep at night feeling like the low-life loser they know they really are inside. The key is to make them realize you know how fake they are, so that when they continue to act fake, they feel even more like a loser inside. That's right. I said it!