talking monkies meaning and definitiontalking monkies mean? Here you find 1 meanings of talking monkies.
the most awsome thing known to man
Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.
The process of talking to your sex partner and getting him or her sexually aroused "foreplay"
vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)
Another term for having sex. Can also mean masturbating.
1. Words produced from a man that does not know what he is talking about. Often in an attempt to offer assistance with some type of problem or dilemma. The dialog usually is nonsensical and is of no help. It is often just made up bullshit with no basis in fact.2. Dialog used by TV cable news pundits and talk radio hosts such as Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, et. all.
A person that talks just to hear there self talk.
Saying senseless, unintelligeble, silly or crazy shit due to lack of sleep, intoxication or general stupidity.
The opposite of talking out loud. To whisper.
Lying for effect; Letting your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.
The obnoxious feminine response generally induced by men thinking with their dicks.When one spews illogical, irrational, overanalyzed or otherwise ridiculous nonsense from their mouth hole. Usually occurs for a several day period once every 28 days.Example: Bro, I don't know what to do. Sally keeps getting pissed when I talk to my x-girlfriend Jane online. She knows our relationship ended 10 years ago and that Jane is happily married.Whatever dude, Jane was way hotter and Sally probably knows you're thinking with you dick. That's what's making her talk out her pussy.Medical Diagnosis: The buildup of excessive estrogen in a woman's brain often causes massive disconnects in the neurological pathways responsible for conducting reason and logic.Audible symptoms begin to surface when triggered by the inverse brainwaves released when men in close proximity begin thinking with their dicks.‘TOYP’ is most commonly transmitted orally via female to female. Symptoms may proliferate with the consumption of champagne, chardonnay, cosmopolitans, mojito's and hot sake.Treatment: *Please note, following is the only known treatment and is effective in suppressing symptoms alone. Neither a treatment nor a vaccine for the cause has yet been discovered.To treat symptoms carefully administer one dose of cock to the patients mouth hole. Treatment provides temporary relief from symptoms but can be re-administered as necessary.