tallyschwag meaning and definitiontallyschwag mean? Here you find 1 meanings of tallyschwag.
To "f" from the back
n. tally 1.A sharp blow made with the tally; a wang smack, dong slap. 2.A slap to the tally. v. tallyslapped, tallyslapping, tallyslaps 1. To strike with a tally. 2. To cause to strike sharply and loudly with a tally: “He swung his hip violently and tallyslapped him in the eye.” 3. To put or place quickly or carelessly with the tally: tallyslapped butter on a bagel. 4. To recieve a slap to the tally. Tallyslap² n. Vulgar Slang 1. Used as an insult; "You dirty tallyslap!" Tallyslap n. 1. A highly advanced stage, or "digivolved" version, of gonorrhea. 2. A type three stage of the clap resulting in the falling off of the everything; (1)The Clap. (2) The Tallyclap. (3) Tallyslap.
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This occurs when I am giving Tally a rimmer and she farts in my face, but is so relaxed that she accidently shits in my mouth.
When a girl take Tally-Ranch and rubs its HIV/AIDS infested contents on a mans dick and then proceeds to jack you off with sandpaper until all of the skin is sanded off.
a tally-van is an ice-cream van. They are known as tally-vans because they are usually driven and owned by tallys.
To jack off. Also known as: slippin' the fishy, spanking it, choking the monkey, cranking the pecker, or teaching the one-eyed china man how to dance.
Partying to the extreme of human limits with the use of alcohol and or drugs.
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The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.
A term of endearment for the person give ing a blow job