Xango Juice meaning and definitionXango Juice mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Xango Juice.
The latest edition of the oldest scam in the book: The Pyramid Scheme. This time it's the "multi-layered marketing" of a $25.00 bottle of magical juice made from a fruit called mangostein. Essentially it's the same juice you can buy from Cosco for about $2.00 a bottle. But you're not buying juice, as these snake oil salesman claim, you're buing a "distribution business" to make $100,000 a month in passive income. Yeah, you're buying a business that requires you to spend a minimum of $100 per month on overpriced juice. And to make money you have to get suckers to sign up to purchase $100 worth of juice a month and they have to get more people to sign up, ect. ect. ect. Then they tell you to write off any expenses you incurr (such as cable bills, beer costs, and internet access expenses)as "business expenses" related to your bogus juice business. I don't know what's more pathetic, the scam itself or the dozens of poor, dumb and desperate downtrodden idiots who show up to those Xango meetings listening to obvious plants in the audience claiming to make $200,000 a month in juice money.
XanGo Juice is the World's finest mangosteen dietary supplement. XanGo harnesses all of the Goodness in the mangosteen fruit. This is a product that will never be duplicated....only imitated.
a Xangover is when you take too much Xanax, and the next day you feel like a lethargic sloth who can't think
Put a Xanax in your mouth, take a sip of wine, swish it around in your mouth until the Xanax dissolves, swallow. (Then you will need to "chase" it with more wine because it tastes REALLY bad.)
A Xangsta, (also Xangster, plural:Xangstaz) is an individual who is: 1. A member of Xanga 2. Hardcore Xangstaz have their own gang sign, the "Xang Sign", which was invented by TheBlackSpiderman. The Xang Sign is even easier for white kids to do than the bloods gang sign. Here are some facts about Xangstaz: 1. Xangstaz are more hardcore than Myspace gangsters. 2. Xangstaz do not carry guns. They kill you with words. 3. Xangstaz are faster than ninjas. 4. Xangstaz are better in bed than you. 5. Xangstaz are pro-cat. 6. Each Xangsta individual is more popular than all of Myspace. 7. Xangstaz make Xanga a bad neighborhood. 8. Anyone can become a Xangsta, except for Dr. Phil. 9. Xangstaz can morph into falcons at will. 10. All Xangstaz automatically are better at fighting than Tito Ortiz. 11. The Xangstaz sworn enemy is the Scene Kids on Myspace gang. 12. Xangstaz wear more bling than you. 13. A Xangsta can walk by a black cat and not have bad luck. 14. Chuck Norris is afraid of Xangstaz. 15. Xangstaz are sexier than Jessica Alba/Brad Pitt. 16. A Xangsta can beat anyone in a Pokemon battle. If a Xangsta went up against another Xangsta, it would create a paradox in which the universe would implode. 17. Xangstaz live by a strict code, which none of them can remember. 18. Xangstaz make love, not war. They make A LOT of love. 19. The number of members in the Xangsta gang is 10,000,000,000,000 20. Xangstaz talk about fight club.
The word I always feel compelled to type instead of "xanga".
prounced "zanhead", a xanhead is a person who takes copious amounts of the prescription drug Xanax regularly. The result being a highly content and laid back individual with no cares, stresses, or fear whatsoever. When zanned, the user feels totally at ease and in control in all situations. due to this relaxed and aloof attitude, things usually tend to go well for users, especially regarding interacting with women. any anything that would normally make you anxious becomes umimportant. this chilled out persona backfires when the xanhead then does 13 shots and blacking out because they just felt so at ease the whole time.Anyway, while this may seem like an enjoyable lifestyle for many drug and party enthusiasts, this path quickly becomes detrimental (like most drugs, of course). After a while, xanheads become quite detached from the true nature of reality, as they become more and more indifferent about the responsibilities of real life. Xanax is highly enjoyable but i believe that it (like most prescription drugs), is inadvisable to use too regularly.sincerely,a Xanhead
Code name for the tranquilizer drug, Xanax
Loving , caring & a beautiful girl/woman.
A merging of the benzodiazepine, Xanax and the bestial Brazilian soccer player Dani Alves, used when something is done in a relaxed manner yet with vigor and ferocity.
The street name for a single Xanax tablet. Often mispelled as Zanax or Zanibar.
crushed up xanax bar placed in shot of jagermeister and subsequently pounded