Xbox Customer Support meaning and definitionXbox Customer Support mean? Here you find 4 meanings of Xbox Customer Support.
Microsoft's Attempt at customer service for their highly acclaimed Xbox and Xbox 360 consoles. It mainly consists of Mexicans, Indians (Like Dirka-Dirka Indians, not Buffalo and Casino Indians), and occasionally the very helpful white guy. But that's if you're lucky. Don't be surprised if you get pissed with your "supporter" and he forwards you to The Head Supervisor. Which in the end is another Shitty-Speaking Mexican or an Indian who's name is Baka-Bakalaka Dirka Mohammed Jihad, or Jose. In the end, shit is either resolved due to a simple fix, or turns into a cluster-fuck of annoyance and frustration with one of the biggest electronic producing companies in the world. Also Known as Microshit. And don't expect them to actually do anything when big problems occur. They'll call you back in a couple of days and say "I am sorry Sir/Ma'am, there is nothing we can do Dirka Dirka Dirka.
Xbox Customer Support is the customer "help" line for Microsoft's Xbox and Xbox 360.It consists of these steps:1. You listen to 4 minutes of a worthless automated talking machine until you finally get asked a question. At which point you reply to said question only to have this machine not understand your perfect english. After 3 minutes of constant saying the word in different tones and volumes you finally get to the next automated question. 2. Repeat step 1 for 3 more questions. 3. Get put on hold for 5 minutes. (While on hold you have to listen to the most annoying, loudest, crappiest quality songs that Microsoft could have possibly found on the internet. 4. You give a lot of information to the Customer Service Rep. 5. They ask you to repeat all of it. 6. You realize they do not speak english and are in fact from india. 7. You try to explain your problem about the Disk Drive not reading disks 8. He offers his advice by asking if you have plugged the component cables into your TV. 9. You get a migraine. 10. You hang up the phone. 11. www.google.com
1: A pain in the ass system for trying to fix a problem but just leads to more shit wrong with your system then before.2: A secret underground tunnel full of indians (not feather indians, dot head indians), and mexicans that do not know what the hell they are doing and google your question as you ask it.
A horrible group of lying Indian misfits. They feast off of your misery, and like to ban you for no reason whatsoever. They also speak in broken English, so next time you call them, ask for a person who speaks English as a native language.
The official name for Xbox's online subscription service known by all Xbox haters.
One who has a lust to put their penis in the disk tray of their xbox and close it
Xbox: ERRMAHGAHDXbox 360: ERRMADSHTIWFUCKJIIZZALLOVERMYSCREENXbox One: What the fuck? fuck that shit, I'm getting a ps4 :DOn the Xbox One, you can't use 'used games' (probably gonna put gamestop out of business), you require online service if you want to play on it, the Xbox needs the Kinect, and it's always on even if you turn off the console, and it has ears, and eyes; so don't go about jerkin' your gerkin if you happen to be around it. and it's expensive as fuck.The only perks to having an Xbox One is that you can, you guessed it, watch TV on it. Of course Call of Duty DLC bullshit comes out on it first, but everybody stopped giving a shit after Mw3 amirite? and it will have a couple of pretty good exclusives.. that will come out on PC :/
-the opposite of a sexually aroused woman.-sexually revolted woman
What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.
The condition that arises from playing on Call of Duty for too long, leaning on one elbow.
n. pl. The plural form of xbox.
A blatant ripoff of the word wii-kend geared towards the Xbox 360, which attempts to use the popularity of the Wii to attract more Xbox gamers.
A Person (Usually Male) who plays the XBOX as a Hobby or in a more pathetic case an important part of their daily lifestyle. Also usually a question you ask a fellow nerd.
Using xbox kinect as a form of exercise