Xfinity meaning and definitionXfinity mean? Here you find 5 meanings of Xfinity.
New branding of Comcast. Cleverly disguised mathematical equation representing the culmination of their customer service's intentions of how often they plan to fuck you over. Short for "times infinity."
An alleged upgrade that somehow manages to be worse than the original product.
another parallel universe where Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)
A person who needs a company to fuck them as long as they are a customer or employee.
The opposite of infinity. Or zero.
Similar to netflix and chill but watching xfinity instead
The complete opposite of Netflix and chill. You do this with somebody when there is no sexual activity what so ever.
The act of providing a product or service that is so inadequate that customers are left with absolutely no recourse and no alternative. Confined to enterprises having a monopoly, the business ethics of such an organization are reduced to the lowest possible minimum and are thus synonymous with excrement. When a company reaches xfinshity status, customers cease to report problems as doing so is futile. Since there is no competition, the organization thrives by collecting payments and ignoring technical problems.
A IM and tracks scores and hours. This is mostly for nerds.
Someone who buys online friends and items with real life money, to pretend that they are liked.
abrieviation for Crossfit - an asskicking, kick-ass daily high-intensity, "functional" fitness workout. Ususally used in writing as the spoken version sounds the same as "Crossfit"
The coolest and best gamer in the world. mainly plays Team Fortress Two but also plays Half-Life, Counter Strike Source, Red Alert Three and Left 4 Dead.
(noun) X-Treme Football League; the name of a failed football league created by WWF/WWE owner, VInce McMahon. This football league lasted only one season before being canceled.
Someone with a large ego, or big personality.
Micro$ofts game console, xbox.