aardvark meaning and definitionaardvark mean? Here you find 7 meanings of aardvark.
the funky brown animal that lives in the front of the dictionary...the real one
A girl with such a long nose that when she deep throats you her nose is pushed aside in your pubes like an aardvark forging for ants.
a medium sized insectivore with protruding nasal implement
The first REAL word on Urban Dictionary!
1. The main character and his family on the extremely good cartoon show known as "Arthur". You might mistake him for a mouse at first but if you love him this much, you'll soon know he's an aardvark from the PBSkids website and the illustrations on some of the "Arthur" books by Marc Brown. So get it straight, HE ISN'T A MOUSE! 2. One of the first words of the dictionary, if not possibly the second or third, after "a" and "aa" (that is if there is the word "aa".) Sorry guys, I don't read/pay attention to the dictionary and I am not planning to soon. What kind of loser does that?? Not saying I'm not one myself...
Refers to an uncircumcised penis AND also the guy himself who is uncut.
an uncircumcised penis
An ass that has been waxed clean of hair
coldest thing in the world.
verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.
When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.
The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members. The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
when someone has a nose that is fucking huge
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South African carnivorous fox-like quadruped
Geordie for the same word as alreet and arreet, just there's different word even in the Newcastle region for the same word,
Quirky and unusual chcik who can be deceptive in what she want you to think.None-the-less very cool.