Cactus Cooch meaning and definitionCactus Cooch mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Cactus Cooch.
The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.
Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states. The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.
Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.
Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
Vagina made prickly by stubble.
A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.
N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.
Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons. A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth. While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.
To get a whole week of errands done in one single day, while high.