cabbage patch kids meaning and definitioncabbage patch kids mean? Here you find 4 meanings of cabbage patch kids.
A useless, overpriced doll.
A child who grew up and began the usage of marijuana in third grade, cocaine in sixth, and meth in ninth.
generally used to describe the kids from the rich end of town who think money equates to character, but are devoid of same. Also those who think they are somehow more important or valuable because their PARENTS have money.
A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.
When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.
1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves. 2. A whore's pussy
A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant
its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage
Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.
Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.
A Girls Puss (JJ) Who's Puss Smells Like Cabbage
A vagina that has over developed volva and looks like it could eat you