Ear Jizz
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meanings of Ear Jizz
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Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary.
The not-so-distant, hipper and cooler cousin of Eargasm who originates the most jizzmatic city in the world which is London, which is the act of orgasming upon hearing something, usually guitar riffs.
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Form of sexual intercourse in which the male inserts his erect penis into the lover's ear causing stimulation and pleasure. What many don't know, is that the phrase "fucked her brains out" derived from this activity. Not to be confused with a nose job, an ear job allows the male to assert his dominance to the female in a newer, more fucked up way.
Great music. The kind of music that'll turn the worst day into a good day. The kind of music that makes your entire body tingle with happiness when you hear it at a live concert. Music that puts you into a state of ecstasy, of nirvana. The kind of music that makes everything alright, even if it's only for a few minutes. A song that is on repeat in your iPod, car, and every stereo in your house.
Earkly means okay in the langue of the walrus. It was first used during the dark ages when a sorcerer cast a spell on his pet walrus.
Earl is an English title given to noble men. An earl is above a viscount and below a Marquis
The art of loosing your virginity with a quick shag behind highstreet stores, such as tesco's or for a classier bang, waitrose.
1)Crazy, and very much psycho character created by internet celebrity Chris Crocker 2)The action word meaning, to scream repulsively, and/or attack verbally and physically at whoever is around.
The annoying little hairs that grow visibly inside men's ears beginning in their mid to late '50s.
Anywhere between the hours of 4am and 7am. When you've been up all night and it's getting late, but technically it's early. The mixture of early and late.
To occur early or before