facebache meaning and definitionfacebache mean? Here you find 1 meanings of facebache.
The headache you get when you facebook for too long.
A skill that is acquired to determine the facial appearance and attractiveness of a person from only witnessing the back of the persons head. A rating from 0-10 is then conducted before seeing the person. The more accurate your rating was, the better Facebacker you are.
escaping out of somewhere backwards so your face cant be seen, dodging and ducking and hiding behind things
The act of getting on to your wive's, husband's, boyfriend's, girlfriend's or pal's Facebook profile, (whether you have one yourself or not) to post something, for communication or just plain impishness.
The act of looking at past pictures, posts and other facebook evidence to corroborate something you find out about but had not known to be true
Slapping the shit out of someone until their face is red and sizzling like freshly cooked bacon.
A mysterious or cryptic post on Facebook that is either only understood by a very small group of people or is complete non-sense. The proper facebaffle is never explained no matter if others inquire or not.
a person who uses facebook as nothing other than a place to go on a conservative rant about everything. eventually requiring that you hide them from your page.
A Facebook twist on the term "teabagged"1) The term used when one is in the same room with a person/people who have a mobile subscription to your Facebook status and you update in front of them, causing them to dive for their phones, only to read something they already knew. 2) Any time Facebook commits an error. 3) When someone enters the same status you were going to use before you.
A person that comments on facebook links only to have arguments
To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.-OR- Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.