facebitch meaning and definitionfacebitch mean? Here you find 7 meanings of facebitch.
A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook
1. (noun) A name for facebook when people complain excessively in their status updates. 2. (noun) An affectionate term for a facebook friend. 3. (verb) Constantly complaining through one's facebook status. 4. (noun) An individual that complains through their facebook status often.
1. (noun) Anyone who acts like a little bitch via the social network known as Facebook. These cretins prefer to talk shit and spend their days fapping to pictures of scantily clad teenagers rather than venturing into the real world where they might suffer a rapid fire pummeling for their constant use of low-brow insults. 2. (noun) A person, likely in or just out of their teenage years, whom spends the majority of their free-time, which they tend to have copious amounts of due to a lack of employment or social life, complaining via Facebook status updates. These individuals have taken digital whining to new heights with an incessant barrage of "poor me," "my life sucks," and "I'm so lonely" style updates as to cause those unfortunate enough to be on their friends list to suffer from cerebral hemorrhaging and/or self-inflicted eye-gouging. 3. (verb) The act of bitching and/or trolling via Facebook. Although Facebook tends to be the more popular medium for such acts of Facebitching, any social network can and will be used for said whining/complaining/shit-talking/trolling, etc.
(noun) someone who complains about you conversing with someone else on their facebook status because of notifications...the type of person who waits with bated breath for said notifications and is epically disappointed when the conversation doesn't revolve around them.
Someone who puts up pictures or posts items on Facebook, intentionally or unintentionally that make you look bad.
When someone's Facebook status is always a comment about how he/she hates her life.
v. To complain about not having enough time in one's life, then spend copious time on one or more social networking websites. (The complaining may occur on or outside of such sites.)
Is when someone is demolished in a social respect using the social networking site 'Facebook'.
Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.
complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.
A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.
A slang term for Facebook, using the conjugation rule for the suffix izzle to refer to Facebook in a cooler way than the standard "Facebook".
When one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. Subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embarassment, and creepiness.
Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.
to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments
1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.
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