faceboast meaning and definitionfaceboast mean? Here you find 2 meanings of faceboast.
To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."
Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards
Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.
(v)1. to waste time on Facebook esp. to avoid doing work (homework or otherwise)
feeling better in the mistaken belief that facebook friends are exactly the same as real life friends. Similar in meaning and pronunciation to placebo effect.
Pronounced Face-Buh-Fish-Uhl. Means Facebook Official, as the name suggests. This can be used to describe any information that can be posted on Facebook. This includes relationships, marriage, children, musical preference, sexual preference, etc.
logging into facebook when on the toilet, taking a toilet break to check facebook
The act of retreating to the office toilet cubicle to access popular social networking sites on your smart phone. Usually to avoid the gaze of colleagues and over zealous bosses. This practice is commonplace in large companies who revel in blocking access to certain websites.
To have sexual intercourse on one's face.
Facebok is what happens when you epic fail in the process of trying to tpye facebook. Also some weird website that fails in comparison to facebook
When surfing through random people's Facebook profiles and photos looking for hotties, you come across a hideous vile specimen which is exactly not what you're looking for.
An unhealthy, retarded, gay obsession with facebook leading to couch potatoeism and fat basterdness. A person with this disease stays up most hours of the day on facebook doing absolutely nothing, but insists on calling it "work" or "business".