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A phenomenon occurring when the sun shines through a mass of clouds and its beams strike you in such a way that you feel a beautiful mixture of joy and unicorn giggles.
A God Job is when one dies during a sexual experience.
Pathetic little man trying desperately to gain some sort of fame because his real life is very very sad.
Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen. For example: The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
a variation of Passion of christ instead of chardonnay ad champaigne.
Who serious, dedicated, determined, professional alcoholics pray to.
A shot of vodka (including shot glass) dropped into a half-full glass of Gatorade, preferably lemon-lime flavored. Once the shot is dropped into the Gatorade, the mixture is chugged.
God of destruction in the religion - Sudraism Quite similar looking to the God of destruction Beerus
Saying you have to work at home because you're waiting for some sort of service man to come by your house, but what you're really doing is slacking off and enjoying some sunny weather on your patio.
A man that cannot be defined in words. His shear awesomeness is unparalled. His penis is the size of two 54' HD T.Vs. He is a casanova. Many people want these people dead. They are hunted for their testicles. Many people use GodKingSmiticus testicles as headbands. They are very popular fashion accesories. They are also hunted for the fact that people want to be them. They skin them and wear their faces as masks.
Place where some tweaked ass grandmas get their grandkids stuff. This is in reference to the "Trimbles Happy Hippie Christmas" story