Grandma Slang meaning and definitionGrandma Slang mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Grandma Slang.
Words and phrases that elderly people say to eachother that only they know the meanings of.
To slap someone so hard their grandmothers can feel it. Not literally but its a saying.
A person who slips grandmas drugs for RAPE. They do the dirty with the grandmas and flee the scene. They are dirty mother fuckers and i dont suggest being near one.
ridiculously repetitive sneezing; ten or more.
Receiving multiple forwarded emails containing useless, sappy, moronic, or otherwise unwanted information from an elderly female.
The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days
Pizza that someone eats after it has been left out for several days (aged) and resembles 'Grandma' with it's funky odor, fuzzy surface, and rigid texture.
A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
The ring that you "find" or steal from someone and you feel guilty. thinking it was their grandmas ring.
When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.
When an elderly woman's cleavage has sagged to the point where it can be wrapped around a persons body like a sweater.