Haagar meaning and definitionHaagar mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Haagar.
From the ancient Mongul language meaning shit, crap, garbage,or ditch weed. Ref. Conan the Barbarian and Subatai
A noun meaning shitty, worthless, useless, without merit or value.
a crazy bitch boy that has obsessive stalker compulsive behavior. the haaganese were a species of blue haired freaks that wore loincloths and lived in jamaica. or something.
The act of unfairly monopolizing an activity, especially a rotation-based periodically individual activity such as eating ice cream.
1. n. - the act of eating ice cream out of a woman's vagina or anus. v.: to Häagen Dasz syn.: Ben & Jerry's (homo)
State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
eating tubs of random haagen dazs ice cream all night long and become an ice cream zombie the next morn.
Kick ass ice cream of all time. Made with real ingredients but expensive as hell.
A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.
Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety.......once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
when you have an all guys sleep over and everyone wakes up without clothes on.
of Danish or other European background. Usually a person trying to be a perfectionist, although they can be drunks. They are very strict.