habanero dick meaning and definitionhabanero dick mean? Here you find 1 meanings of habanero dick.
1. a mishap similar to, but a hundred times worse than "jalapeño dick". 2. a very passionate male lover with a very small penis.
When your boyfriend/girlfriend eats a hot pepper and proceeds to fingerbang you. And then he throws some milk on your crotch to neutralize the burn.
The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.
When a hooker rides your face and 24-48 hours later your eyes are crusted over and burning as if they have been rubbed with habanero peppers.
Rubbing spicy hot sauce onto ones penis then inserting it into a woman's vagina
In which hot pepper seeds are inserted into the urethra and vigorous intercourse is performed. Upon ejaculation, the male's partner will experience the burning fire of a thousand suns.
You and your girlfriend decide to have chincken wings for dinner. You make sure and order the Xtra spicy wings. Once the meal is finished you fake wash your hands. Next you take your girlfriend into the bedroom and begin to finger her. Within 30seconds to a minute she will start to feel an excruciating burning sensation start to rage in her now throbbing pussy. It will most likely feel as if you have just set her pussy on fire with an industrial blow torch. She will scream "Fire!!! Fire!!" as she really thinks her pussy is in flames. You then begin the process of urinating all over her pussy to calm the blaze down.
You eat a large amount of spicy food before sex and during you leave a foul smelling spicy steamer on your lovers chest or face
Cheesy, unorganized, lacking in class, simple, out of date, old fashion
The painful disease contracted when one gets residue from a spicy pepper (jalapenos, habaneros, and poblanos seem to be most common) into one's eye. Considered by some to be an STD.
Habanooten, v: The practice of dipping ones scrotum in boiling habanero oil in order to cleanse your soul of evil spirits. A common ritual at Scientologist orgies after a train has been run on your mother's anus.