Jaap
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Jaap is the name given to the most awesome people. They rock at everything they do, making everybody else love them beyond limits. Jaap is a God amongst men, everything he touches turns to gold and everything he says is true.. Jaaps tend to be the best looking people alive (or dead), and have very large male productive organs. Jaap is (the) Future.
A person who generally aces everything from sports to education. A Jaap is known to be great as a friend, a Jaap will make everyone laugh all the time and won't ever let you down. A Jaap is also widely known to be successful in business. Basically, being a Jaap is considered being a rolemodel in everything that is considered important in western society. Last but not least, Jaaps have dicks longer and thicker than a motherfucker, regularly fucking bitches silly in all three holes before making them swallow a huge load.
A person who annoys people named Bob.
A Jewish American-Asian Princess. Similar to a jap, jaaps are spoiled and enjoy designer clothes. They usually are attracted to men in relationship. In addition, jaaps are usually insecure about the "second A", asian.
Has the cutest little smile. He adores girls but they don't see him as a dating kind of boy. Probably turns out to like guys.
Pronounced "Yah-pee".Can be spelled Yarpy, Yaapie, but correctly Jaapie as it comes from the Boer -Dutch nickname for men called Jaap (just like Johnny is for John).Although it was commonly used and perhaps still is, it isn't necessarily a kind way of naming a person because it is often used as a name for the South African equivalent of a Redneck or white right male.Very often the term was used to describe the kind of Old Dutch males who used to be able to be spotted by their leather shorts, leather hats, full beards, thick stockings rolled over just below the knee that use elastic supports with flashes, etc. even though they were not typically backward or ignorant.But commonly is applied to any male who is ignorant, backward, stupid and probably inbred and invariably Caucasian.Broadly equates to the US names that are made up of two names (such as BillyBob, EllaMae, JoeBob, NormaJean, etc) and character types such as redneck, hillbilly, and inbred.
A girl with this name is considered to be one of the best Indian girls to ever live. Very sweet, kind, and affectionate, Jaapleen is one of the best people to live, being next to Gandhi. Everyone should bow down and be happy Jaapleen is in their presence, it is very rare. Smart, witty, and quick, Jaapleen is obviously the best human girl alive present day.
Brick shit house, The Bald Gladiator
a warrior of ethiopia
Dropping a load on the bathroom floor at work
A shortened version of the phrase 'Jimmy Hill', which is used when expressing ones disbelief at an apparent lie. Taken from using Jimmy Hill extensively to the point where one can't be bothered saying both words and uses just 'Jimmy', or shortened further to 'jaard'. Accompanied with the rubbing of ones chin at approximately arms length. The size of ones disbelief can be expressed by the amount of reach obtained by stretching the arm as long as possible, and the louder and shorter the 'jaard' sound.
Jaa Re Tu is a common term used by Indians which simply means 'Get outta here' in Simple English
ie:one gets shitfaced and starts a fight with one or others.
when a monkey hasnt got enough strength to eat a banana
A small, brown turd.