jabber jockey
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A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.
Mega texturizing and disconnection of radical hair.
The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that sound good or small doof doof cars with stereos that sound good. Usually done by rev heads on a regular basis on weekends. Male Jabber Lappers tend to drive with one elbow resting out the window. Female Jabber Lappers are a newer breed but they still partake in this pursuit, tending to drive smaller cars typically with some sticker on the back window claiming them to be a princess or 100% bitch. Jabber Lappers will typically drive the same stretch or circuit of road repeatedly in any given evening or afternoon. Often referred to as hoons.
someone who talks too much
when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.CAUTION: This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
one level up from amazing, a term to describe something outrageously good where amazing or awesome do not suffice
When a bitch with long-ass fingernails is sucking a dick and reaches up and snatches the balls right out of the ball sockets. She then takes his wallet and wedding ring and dips out.
Jabber Stabber (A Verb) describes a woman fingering herself until orgasmn in a goofy fashion. This may include fingering herself while whistling the song "Whistle While You Work" or fingering herself while dancing the hora. A man can also "jabberstab" a woman as well but he needs to do something equally goofy at that same time such as voting for George Bush whilst fingering.
A stupid program that chat's with you. It's responses are based on how other users have responded.
a fatty, or rather large person
Jaywalking while jabbering away on a cellphone.