Maarten meaning and definitionMaarten mean? Here you find 4 meanings of Maarten.
The highest rank in gaming you can achieve. If you are a real Maarten, you are an expert in Call Of Duty 4 and you love to read Tom Clansey books. A Maarten is also an expert at building LEGO-structures and in a drunk mood he screams: MWOATEH MWOATEH is the best!!
The name comes from latin: king of lightning. transferred into modern english it basicly meens a guy who is strong, brave, sporty, nice, fit and many morePeople look up to a Maarten since they are very good in football / soccer, they tend to excell in many other physical sports too.Many girls would like him because a Maarten has an athletes body, meaning six pack and tight muscles.
A bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise.A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.
The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.
1. Slightly confusing personality. 2. Introvert person with homicidal tendencies.
A kind loving sexy girl whose loved by a complete psycho. She's happy when appreciated and loves being spoken to with love and affection. Her lover is insanely in love with her and will do anything to be with her. Anyone reading this hope that she does the same.
A smart cute dark skin who seems like they don't care but deep down inside he really loves you.
Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
Newari word for Vagina.
A real stunning person. She has beauty like no other. She is verry smart and has an amazing personality. Though kind and respectful she is verry shy and nervous
the best dutch city in the world and home of one of the most epic dutch warlords
A phenomonen which affects attractive women who go to live/study in the small Dutch city of Maastricht. Out of desperation due to the complete shortage of men, they begin to pay attention to unattractive/odd men and give said men undeserved attention. Symptoms include ; hitting laptops, freaking out over text messages, and screaming F***k you Bob at vrithof in the small hours of the morning.
The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.
In a few words: International university, Germany central, nerds central, dutch frat guys central, PBL method, bikes infested. The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.