merty meaning and definitionmerty mean? Here you find 1 meanings of merty.
Someone with a tiny penis that hasn't been laid in approximately 2 years. Merty's are bitches and still live with their parents. They suffer from premature ejaculation and go soft the second they stick it in (the main reason its been 2 years). Mertys have no friends, just acquaintances that feel bad for him so they allow him to hang out for a while.
Verb. To overlook. To underestimate. Comes from Ethal Mertz on "I Love Lucy"- a show from the 50s. She was the neighbor who always got overshadowed by Lucille Ball as Lucy. She endured years of struggle, fighting for more recognition and more $$ for her role.
mertzify (v) to take a small amount of information and to transform it into a an impressive outcome.to mertz - to vastly improve something, an idea, a concept, a thought and make it drastically better.
Inspired by Fred Mertz on "I Love Lucy," the term "mertzing" refers to the act of wearing one's pants with the waistband pulled up unnaturally high.
if you are a mertzle you are now not considered a male or female but a skank box if your last name is mertzle you have a disease and probably eat a shit ton of cock from your wife
An expression conveying nonchalance, indifference or despair.Japanese transliteration of mer
A wonderful "cunt" who does parkour !¡ rip este is 4-5 inches
Mispronunciation of menagerie. Usually pronounced this way if you're a lemon.
satan in unicorn form disguised as a mermaid
Collective noun for Koalas
To willingly endure an annoying or irritating event, especially a television or radio show.