Old Crowmean? Here you find
An inexpensive brand of whisky, at around eight dollars a fifth. Tastes like an imitation of Jack Daniels. Should never be drank on a hot or humid day.
The alcoholic beverage Old Crow will rape you in the ass when you drink it. You wil be fucked, hard.
The best shit ever! Good time! It is whiskey that is no BuEnO!
An American old-time string band. Their most famous song is Wagon Wheel. A truly awesome group.
The same thing as a "Trick Nelson" only you find out you did it to your cousin. Also resulting in the STD known as "The Crusty Crow"
A beery, barfy-tasting cheap whiskey. Somehow "descended" from a Civil War era bourbon that was guzzled by cowboys and generals. But the original recipe is long since lost and was probably a damn sight better.
The greatest place ever. In Pennsylvania right outside of Philadelphia, Old Croydon AkA OC is a small town. Known for having no sidewalks it is an old style type of place. Best known in OC is the Croydon Knights and Croydon Pizza, among many other highlights. Many sports take place but the main ones are Basketball and Football. Basketball is mainly played at CVS courts and football is played wherever. Many terms have stemmed from Old Croydon like Croydon Bounce and Croydonish.
Someone that calls everything new, or at least new to the old cuck, "hipster".
A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.
A old Cush is when a 80+ woman overlaps her skin on her stomach and concedes a full penetrated penis
A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.
A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.
a good looking old person