oakland booty
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a booty that is large, round, AKA bootylicious
The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.
Much like the cleveleand steamer, it is a scatalogical sexual act, however it utilizes the face and/or mouth, and a more soupy/malt like stool.
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A horrible, horrible school in pittsburgh full of cliquey, slutty, bitches; horrible teachers who shove their beliefs down your throat; and a totalitarian administration. Do not send your daughters there unless you want to ruin their lives, as it has ruined mine.
Oakland County: Located in southeast michigan, where drugs, sex, and alcohol are a vital part of reality. Where kids learn superficiality in both the amazing public schools and the overpriced private acadamies, where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, spend your weekends at Somerset and on Old Woodward, where there are more country clubs than supermarkets and more hookah bars than gas stations. The houses wrap around entire streets, porche driving soccer moms pop their collars, and nobody even cares about the west coast (although the summer homes are nice). It's where the only thing we have more of than money is drama, where kids are all about drugs because they don't know what else to buy, and where finding a virgin in the high schools is like finding a needle in a haystack, where we drink faygo pop, drive GM, Ford, and Chrysler cars, eat Better Made potato Chips, and go to Windsor on the weekends, just because we can.
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Where the principal wears a clown nose, the counselor wears a shirt that says "the punisher", students answer the phone, the math teacher throws calculators at students, and the handicapped kid races the able-bodied kids down the hallway on his scooter.
putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask
When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.