Purple Hammer meaning and definitionPurple Hammer mean? Here you find 2 meanings of Purple Hammer.
When you grab your dick and squeeze it until the head turns purple, then mercilessly punch the head or with a purple mallet/hammer. This act is usually done intoxicated and was originated by New Hampshire's own Matthew "Bordmatt" Warriner.
When a black man repeatedly hits you over the head with his chode.
adj. or n. incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics. derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
The best wine that has ever been made. Delicous, delicate,and completely delightful, fulbody's with perfect balance. The creation of this is what some refer to as a master-peice.
In the Babe version, "A purple hanger occurs when two fingers are inserted into the anus, and curved to simulate the curvature of a clothes hanger. The purple part, is well, you know..." In the Dan version, "A purple hanger is when the penis swells and becomes infected after sex with someone unclean or unfit for duty." In the l'etrange version, "A hanger stuck up someone's butt."
The tip of a white man's penis.
Purple hat hackers are professionals at hacking and like to test how good they are at hacking by hacking older computer they own
When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
The greatest softball team ever. Known for singing famous hits in the dugout, praying around home plate after games, and being very supportive of each other. They are more than friends...they are team mates.
Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.
a very strong sativa strain of marijuana that affects mind more than body
A purplehead is someone who has dyed their hair purple. Streaks, highlights, tips, etc. do not count, only if the base color is purple. Once a purplehead, always a purplehead. While niggers are known for liking KFC, purpleheads are known for eating the souls of innocent children. Quite possibly the most hated race, worse than black people and jews combined. If you see a purplehead, kill it on sight.