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Having anal sex with a soccer Milf
Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.
The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Female who has a nice chunk of booty.
The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.The act of doing something completely hopeless.
To carry or conceal a knife or dagger for personal protection purposes. Often used in the ghetto as an alternative for those who are too cheap to afford a .45 or .38 special, or are legally barred from owning a firearm from a previous felony conviction.
When some is scared and they shit them selves
When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.
Both a statement and a question pertaining to a woman's menstral cycle. It refers to the possession, or need, of a tampon (cotton) during a woman's period. Phrase made popular by Megan Fox in the movie, Jennifer's Body.
v. Shitting ones pants. Australian slang. Commonly used to describe a state of immense terror, said terror either figuratively or literally leading one to involuntarily empty ones bowels directly into whatever trousers one may be currently wearing. Experienced by most persons at some unfortunate moment in life, this temporary affliction can be both hilarious and horrifying to onlookers.
Defining a man penis power. To describe the potental of your manhood when excited.Standing at attention.....and ready for battle.