Vacuum-Job meaning and definitionVacuum-Job mean? Here you find 4 meanings of Vacuum-Job.
When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.
1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth. 2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator
When a certain individual or brendan watts puts his penis in a vacuum and then gets is nut sucked up in it. very painful
Someone who gets high from eating dirt in vaccums.
When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.
When there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.
The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.
Vacuumnecrophilliac is the instance in time when someone has sex with a dead vacuum
squeezed into "bottoms" (skirt, shorts, pants, etc...) that are TOO TIGHT, i.e. "vacuum packed"
A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.
A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included. Don't turn on full power or you can lose your dick!
Inserting one's ballsack into a 'space bag' whereupon an airtight seal is achieved, essentially 'locking in' the freshness of the ballsack for others to enjoy at their later convenience.