vacation constipation meaning and definitionvacation constipation mean? Here you find 2 meanings of vacation constipation.
Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places. It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
A crush acquired while on vacation. This occurs when an individual develops a crush on a person they meet on a vacation. It feels like a normal crush until the vacationer returns home, forgetting their affection within the span of 4 hours to a week. Those affected by a vacation crush may have serious difficulty recalling why they had a crush on the person in the first place.A vacation crush is typical for idealists and daydreamers, who may have already gone on vacation with the fantasy of meeting "the one." However, vacation crushing may be extended to those just out of a relationship or those in an unhappy relationship.
an acute desire for a vacation; not having had a vacation in a long time and you feel a strong desire to hop on a plane and leave the country asap; also VDD.
That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.
Usually an annoying person who: 1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick
Someone that goes out with you only to go on vacations that you pay for.
When you and your family go on vacation and your father drives more erratic than usual, being agrressive, making rapid lane changes, and getting unreasonably upset at other drivers.
"Vacationer" is a special version of the Australian] Holden] Commodore] vehicle. The equipment level of a Vacationer was identical to the base model executive model with features such as air conditioning and power steering included as standard. The optional extras were listed as: power antenna, tow pack and rear window louvre. However, Vacationer buyers whom opted not to pay for these optional extras paid a premium of $5,000 for a base model executive with "special Vacationer decals". This ultimately meant that Vacationer owners paid $5,000 for the addition of three stickers and light blue pin striping to their vehicles. Subsequently, many owners were frustrated with resale values and went to great lengths to position their cars as "limited edition" - whereas astute buyers would point out that the Vacationer is tarted up executive purchased by schmucks too poor to afford the mid range "Berlina" model.
The last day of work or school before taking extended time off. Usually accompanied by excessive slacking off and attempts to leave early.
A temporary lapse in judgment (usually for clothing and accessories, but also artwork, furniture, etc) brought on by being in very different surroundings long enough for the "exotic" to seem normal. After even a few days, death masks, tortoise shell lamps, and turquoise sterling silver inlay mesa concho belts seem "normal," but don't think for a second that they won't stick out like a sore thumb once you're back in Springfield. People suffering Vacation Eye can be seen awkwardly strutting the beaches of Hawaii with a sarong that won't stay on, thinking that they blend in. Often you will not know you have suffered from Vacation Eye until you are back at home and realize your new Babe the Blue Ox toilet paper dispenser does *not* fit into your life.Sadly, Vacation Eye purchases are frequently thought of as the essential item that represents the vacation itself. As such, Vacation Eye purchases can be extremely expensive (massive German coo-coo clock, silk shantung Chinese tapestry, 7 foot tall combination coat rack/lamp/fountain shaped like a dolphin)Don't let your temporary change of scenery distort your taste: Just because the locals have it, does not mean you should. You decorated your house in American traditional, so that hand-painted throw pillow of a giant macaw *will* end up in the attic.