Vacation Wife meaning and definitionVacation Wife mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Vacation Wife.
A term that describes a wide degree of personality change that afflicts an ordinary woman when she stays more than one day in Las Vegas. Symptoms include lust for alchohol, a perpetual state of undress and a state of "heat" that can only be likened to some of that wild humping we've all seen (and enjoyed) on those Nature shows on the Discovery Channel. The relaxed moral values and the ease of suggestability that a woman with Vacation Wife suffers from is why most men like to take their wives for a weekend trip there. It's like going on vacation with a whore. A bout of Vacation Wife strikes quickly and while not typically fatal, the recovery can be unpleasant (infections, vomit, chafing, dirty text messages, incriminating photos, topless photos, promises of marriage from random strangers, YouTube videos involving the bell boy and his friends - in extreme cases, patients emerge from the disease with an insatiable desire to return to the big easy and/or wear only two-piece bathing suits). In 2007, reports of Vacation Wife came in from other areas including Punta Cana and Lake Placid.
The negative physical and mental effects you feel when you return to work or school after an extended vacation. Generally these include tiredness, confusion, and a headache, amongst others.
adj. Characterized by excessive commercialization surrounding the local tourist industry. While being a local resident of a vacationy town makes all the tourists seethe with jealousy, their unending questions about "where the locals eat" and unceasing requests to take photos of them greatly diminish the satisfaction that comes from watching them return to their sad lives.
This one dude from school...
a business term used when employees go on vacations but are called in during it to make offers in the area they are located
Masturbating while on vacation outside of the town in which one lives. Generally facilitated by sneaking away and using whatever lubricants one can find.
town whose name means "cow town" in area code 707
A blow job variation in which the man thrusts his penis between a woman's breasts and into her mouth to provide lubrication for the next titty-fuck thrust.
Douche-bag speak for the word "vacation". See: vajayjayIncreasingly seen on ineffectual yet surprisingly annoying travel-site ads.
It means to vacuum but in a more childish manner
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