vacuum cleaner meaning and definitionvacuum cleaner mean? Here you find 6 meanings of vacuum cleaner.
a sexual position in which the man mounts the woman in adoggy style position. Then suddenly pull her arms out from under her and drags her face across the carpet.
A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.
The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.
A person who sucks blows and gets rolled in the closet
aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.
Man who wants to inspect your tits.
Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
Vacuumed is to get an abortion.orVacuumed is when you've had liposuction. From the slang Fat Vac.
An early pregnancy termination clinic, usually located in downtown areas
the action of sucking air into your booty and pushing it back out as a fart
Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)
A hicky that one gives oneself, since they are too pathetic to even get a hicky from another person.
When a ho sleeps with you to collect your spoo and then visits a spa or clinic to have your seed vacuumed out and given to another gal who wants to have your child without you knowing it. Also known as a collection agent in the pro ho biz.
1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.
The term given to the act of sexual intercourse with a vacuum cleaner.