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A legend of fucked up kids. Was one of the most fucked up kids to ever walk the halls of levittown schools.He was always screaming random shit and running through the hallways. Everyone would pick on him because he was the easiest target of a joke, he made you feel like you were meant to do something in life because when you looked at him you saw a fucked up human being that will never do anything with his life. He had a fucking light bulb hanging from his nose! Who the fuck has a light bulb hang from there nose? He never had friends, the only friend he ever had was fucking Matt “my suppra goes 150 mph down ocean parkway” Bernstien!! Everyday in lunch they would get into fights and it would entertain everyone. They fought about who was fatter, who the fuck cares who’s fatter? Your both pathetic fat assholes! He wasn’t the most athletic kid but sure was always making practice interesting, he attempts to jump and swing from a pole but falls and busts his ass and not one person helps him up they just run on top of him. He complains and screams out in the middle of wrestling practice “who stole my Nestle”? You want to know who stole your nestle? Mr. Gorman stole your nestle and he loved it! In lacrosse practice he would sit on a cone and have it fuck him in the ass for fun and not have it bother him at all, until coach Larkin would have to ask him to not get aroused more than he is. Then out of nowhere he disappears from Levittown! Not one person since then has come to cross paths with the infamous Zach Walchuck. “WHERE IN THE WORLD IS ZACHWALCHUCK”!!!!!!
Dope rapper from Wallenpaupack, Pa who writes nasty rhymes, and is going far with his talent.
Zachary James Baker is the amazing rhythm guitarist for the band Avenged Sevenfold. Who is also pudgy and cute. he was born on december 11, 1982. he has a little brother named matt and sister named zena. his doggy's name is ICHABOD CRANE VENGEANCE. he also has a clothing line called VENGEANCE UNIVERSITY and custom schecter guitar.
A homosexual couple who will love being in love with each other till the end of time.
The rhythym guitarist of Avenged Sevenfold. Plays a Schecter S1 Guitar. Uses Bogner Uberschall Amps. Blue Eyes. Black hair. Septum Piercing. Gaged ears. Two lip piercings. Lots of tats. Has a clothing line, Vengeance University. Full name Zachary Jonathan Baker. Born December 11 1981. Owns a dog named Ichabod and a fish named Crimson Sushi. Stage name: Zacky Vengeance or Zacky V.
completely overdoing a joke or conversation and being a total and complete loser about everything. making horrible jokes that you dont even notice you make
A man with no raw talent, he loves getting up the ass by his superiors, he loves to deep throat
tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him
(ADJ) Zackysixpacky is a man who fakes having a six pack. He is very tall and gangly. Zackysixpackys tend to be Cuban and have janitors and cops as dads. They tend to either have a crush on Kim's or are gay. They also have a hint of a pedostash. They think they're cool because they produce crappy music and listen to house. They're not that good at math and have only 9 pluses.
rhythm guitarist and back up vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold. best band in the world in my opinion :D
Guitarist for Avenged Sevenfold. The hottest guy in the world :D And AWESOME guitarist!