Cacti-Fuck meaning and definitionCacti-Fuck mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Cacti-Fuck.
The act of fucking a individual brutally with a Cactus or spiked plant
When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.
One of, if not THE, largest recorded and named numbers. It is a 1 with 1,337 zeroes after it.
When your shaved pubic hair begins growing back and its so sharp it pricks like a cactus.
A vagina that was shaved, but has been allowed to grow stubble for a few days creating a surface similar to the needles of a cactus.
When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.
Extreme addiction to growing, owning and loving cacti. When your whole life becomes consumed with cacti related actions and thoughts.
When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a cactus plant.
The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.
A large amout of different types of cacti.
A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.