Cactipus meaning and definitionCactipus mean? Here you find 3 meanings of Cactipus.
A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.
A vagina that was shaved, but has been allowed to grow stubble for a few days creating a surface similar to the needles of a cactus.
A Cactipus is a cross breed between an Octopus and a Cactus. Some scientists claim the Cactipus can spit needles with toxic black ink and paralyze it's prey. They habitat the southern region of South America and they dwell in the muddy river beds spread out through the area. There is no known cure for it's venom and it has taken over 3,000 lives since it was discovered in late 2003 by a man from the BoogemBagem tribe.
When a girl hasn't shaved "down there" for a few days.
Extreme addiction to growing, owning and loving cacti. When your whole life becomes consumed with cacti related actions and thoughts.
When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a cactus plant.
The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.
A large amout of different types of cacti.
A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.
A mysterious object that appears on the side of the road, as viewed from a car.
a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain by penetrative masturbation using cactiDerived from an image found on /b/ featuring a subject of unknown sex using a cactus to masturbate anally.
Toilet paper that hurts so bad when you use it it cuts,bruise, or in anyway hurts your ass.
someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!