Cactus Cock meaning and definitionCactus Cock mean? Here you find 6 meanings of Cactus Cock.
A medical condition in males that stems from shaving the genitals, resulting in pubic hairs, in the early stages of their growth, to be prickly, itchy, and short, resembling the prickers on a cactus.
Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth... There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.
When a mans pubes are so thick and coarse that when he pulls out after sex several of his pubes are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)
When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.
When you stop your routine of cock grooming, producing a prickly love sausage.
also known as CC when needing to be discreet regarding this issue, Cactuc Cock is when a male has a rather THICK penis and is constantly bringing female sex partners to bleed as a result of being too thick for the vaginal cavity.
The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.
Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states. The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.
Whatever you want it to be. Very open ended.
Beginning with a case of untreated swamp ass, it's when chaffing and burning occurs on the rim of the anus.
Vagina made prickly by stubble.
A Condition Caused By Pubic Stubble On Either A Male Or Female, That Almost Always Irritates A Partner Who Is Trying To Be Intimate. Sometimes The Irritation Gets To The Point That Intercourse Must Discontinue.
An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.
N. An extremely hairy vagina that is unpleasant to go down on.
Tasteless dance moves used to: a) completely ruin a friendly gathering, b) scare off predators, and c) summon demons. A proper cactus dance can be described as standing as awkwardly straight as possible, bending the elbows at 90 degrees (much like a large cactus), and facing knees in the same direction, also heavily bent. You want to retain the position as closely as possible while flailing the arms and shifting the hips so the knees sway back and forth. While executing these moves, just remember nobody brings it like you do. This dance successfully ends when the dancer is hit over the head with a heavy blunt object.