Calgary sucks meaning and definitionCalgary sucks mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Calgary sucks.
A word used by a bunch of ignorant Edmontonian (and other people outside of Calgary) UD users so that they feel so "proudly". As a Calgarian, I believe this is bullshit because we are fighting one another on which city is better and shoving their opinions on which city is better down other people's throats. Newsflash, we are all the same. This doesn't apply just to Calgary, but other Cites that get some trash talking from UD users from other cities. Can't we unite? All this bigotry and hate is making us Canadians look like Americans!
When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.
To afflict unnecessary pain. To kick someone when they are down. In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.
A hooded sweatshirt. A Calgary T-shirt is the least substantial article of clothing that can be worn comfortably outdoors in Calgary, Alberta, Canada where the temperature seemingly never exceeds 14 degrees Celsius even during the warmest part of the year.
I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.
Snow that arrives leading up to and during the summer season in areas that are meant to be warm.Derived from Calgary Alberta's ridiculously stupid weather patterns.
A hot goat that is always red because of heat.
When a male student who attends UC Berkeley unintentionally lowers his standards in girls. For example, a girl you thought ugly will seem hot to you now.
calgon is a dishwasher compound which uses a funny commercial script..those are the most idiotic commercials of the world i guess..
The overwhelming relaxing sensation one gets when one is completely content with their surroundings. The word derives from Calgon bubbles, as in "Calgon, take me away!" This is the feeling a person gets when they have finally been taken away and they forget their present troubles and burdens. They are "Calgonating."
cal-gon-ize. v. Derived from a brand of cheap body sprays and perfumes, 1. to fill or overpower with a strong cheap scent or foul odor; 2. to make someone feel cheap, offensive, or make someone realize they smell like cheap perfume; 3. to coerce someone by ruining their reputation or by literally spraying them with cheap perfume