California Sandman meaning and definitionCalifornia Sandman mean? Here you find 1 meanings of California Sandman.
Where you shit on a girls foot and she sticks it in ones mouth and the person who got the crap in the mouth pukes in the girls vigina, then, proceed with sex.
When your jizz/cum comes out like a shotgun shell filled with 1000 pellets, it usually has a wide radius and hits the objects around the target.. cause=Cumming too fast
Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)
N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley
Awesome smelling car/home air freshener. Comes in little cat food containers, not to be mistaken as cat food, cause tuna in your car really stinks. They work wonders.
When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.
Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
Similar to a texas five star, seven naked men will fuck one woman. one in each hand, one in the ass, one in the pussy, one in the mouth, and one in each ear. pretty weird..
Another way of saying Hollister clothing in another state other than California.
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When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.