Californiagitis meaning and definitionCaliforniagitis mean? Here you find 1 meanings of Californiagitis.
Californiagitis—wishing to be in a warm place, such as the west coast, when it’s cold outside. Thinking that the grass is greener when it really isn’t. Imagining girls in skimpy clothes and beach bums lounging on the sand all day, wishing that was you baking in the sun, and not being so far away, depressed and cold.
Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.
After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".
When you give a male/female that is leaving California for another State/Country the best pleasure before they leave.
It's a synonym for weed, marijuana.
a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time
A sub-species of the gender female. They reside exculsively at West Coast beaches, especially California beaches. They are hot enough "to melt your popsicle". They are also extremely sexual, having sex on the beach and in their Jeeps (the only car they drive). During the summer of 2010 Katy Perry released a song that describes the daily activities of them. During said song, Snoop Dogg states that the only females he likes are California Gurls.
When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
a foot job
When a young woman corners you in a mexican restaurant and demands that you grab her breasts. Alcohol is usually involved.
A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California